Seal 
          oil leaves a fishy aftertaste...
          while idiotfish, but not seal meat, is a formally accepted name for 
          Canadian seafood
        But 
          more to the point, seal products may threaten human health.
        by 
          Debbie MacKenzie, April 20, 2006
         Seal 
          products may pose human health risks
        Canadian 
          products from seals that are being sold commercially may be unfit for 
          human use or consumption because seals are not bound by the healthy 
          at the time of slaughter rule, nor are they processed in accordance 
          with the Canadas Meat Hygiene Directives, both practices 
          that are enforced in the legal trade of all other mammals. This exemption 
          is based on seals having been classified as fish under certain 
          parts of Canadian law, which creates a legal loophole that is currently 
          being exploited by ill-advised seafood processors selling 
          seals. The upshot is that human consumers of seal products, both within 
          Canada and internationally, are potentially exposed to serious health 
          risks that are transmissible to humans from animals. Therefore, Canadian 
          produced seal oil, seal meat and seal pelts may all be unwholesome by 
          accepted international standards.
        Veterinary 
          Health Certificates are required to accompany all exports of animal 
          products. This ensures that not even a cowhide destined to be 
          processed as boot leather in the most remote corner of the Earth can 
          be exported from Canada without a veterinarian attesting to the health 
          of the cow, as determined by inspection both before and after its death. 
          Veterinarians systematically screen cows and other livestock for a host 
          of contagious diseases that might be passed on to humans or other animals, 
          and the movement and trade of animals and animal products is restricted 
          accordingly. This activity is regulated under Canadas Meat Inspection 
          Act. 
        The safe 
          consumption of seafood, on the other hand, is regulated 
          under a different law, the Fish Inspection Act, and certificates attesting 
          to the wholesomeness of fish are generated not by veterinarians 
          but by fish inspectors, who have been trained to screen for food threats 
          to humans that might be found in fish (you know: in cold-blooded hairless 
          creatures that swim and use gills). Evidence on the website of the Canadian 
          Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) suggests that seal meat has been exported 
          from Canada (to Hong Kong and Korea at least) with fish and seafood 
          certificates rather than with veterinary health certificates 
          designed for animal products. (...read 
          more)
        "The 
          time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things..." 
          (Lewis Carroll)